the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
A TREE BRANCH????????
This is probably one of my most favorite things to happen on Tumblr.
i am the latios one owo
U KNOW HE DEAD
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
Don’t watch Spiderman 2 if you’d like to keep your sanity and not have your heart broken.
when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively
Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.
going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming
when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
i miss my friends.
everything has been so tense since smash’s birthday and the dynamics of the group have shifted.
when ur friends exclude u out of group discussions
mum congratulated me for making a nice healthy sandwich and then became disappointed when i poured the rest of my steak sandwich chips on the side